Okay... here is an update... she hired a male stripper for my bday week! Sorry I couldn't stay logged in for you all, cause I am sure some of you would've died and gone to heaven if you coulda listened in. Omg, the best part... I didn't even know he was a stripper at first! Ok, here it goes...
I went out drinking the night of my birthday, came home a lil drunk... ok a lot drunk, lol. Alexis was on a hot phonesex call when I got home, I could hear her moaning and grunting in her bedroom -- unless she had that "fuck toy" of hers (that's what I call him, cause I think that's all he's good for) over for the night. I went into my bedroom and passed out... at least I think... cause I don't remember going there, just that I woke up in my bed. Anyhow, I woke up because there was there was this loud banging on the apt door, and it scared the crap out of me -- I was half asleep and I swear I heard the word "police". My mind was racing... omg what did I fucking do last night to get the cops after me, eeeek!
I get out of bed, because either Alexis wasn't home or she just wasn't answering the door -- might have been on a phone sex call I thought.... but turns out she wasn't. She was standing by the door with this "LOOK" on her face like I was about to get in big big trouble or somethin. She just goes "I think he's looking for you...". I gave her a dirty look, and opened the door. The cop was omg drop dead hunky, but that thought went to panic when he slapped a pair of cuffs on my wrists. I was like WTF!! He told me I was under arrest, and that he needed to search me. He pushed me up against the wall and started to pat me down. I was totally freakin out, until... the cop leaned in and told me he was here to show me a good time. I was so confused... so I wasn't under arrest? He spun me around and started to strut his stuff... then it hit me... a stripper... omg! I looked over for Alexis and she was sitting on the sofa, well more like posed (a damn sexy one at that!) as if someone was gonna take her picture. I gave her one of my best "Oh I'm gonna get you back for this" look -- she laughed! Yup, Alexis just burst out in a giggle. If I wasn't still in handcuffs, I would have jumped her on the sofa -- not in anger (i wasn't angry at all) -- I just wanted to give mr. hot cop a lil show of my own. What guy doesn't like to watch two girls go at it... wouldn't you watch?
I'd love to tell you more about it... in fact you could play the hot cop that comes to arrest me... then I can show you exactly what happened next *giggles*
Anyone for a roleplay with two phone sex roomates & a hot male stripper?
I went out drinking the night of my birthday, came home a lil drunk... ok a lot drunk, lol. Alexis was on a hot phonesex call when I got home, I could hear her moaning and grunting in her bedroom -- unless she had that "fuck toy" of hers (that's what I call him, cause I think that's all he's good for) over for the night. I went into my bedroom and passed out... at least I think... cause I don't remember going there, just that I woke up in my bed. Anyhow, I woke up because there was there was this loud banging on the apt door, and it scared the crap out of me -- I was half asleep and I swear I heard the word "police". My mind was racing... omg what did I fucking do last night to get the cops after me, eeeek!
I get out of bed, because either Alexis wasn't home or she just wasn't answering the door -- might have been on a phone sex call I thought.... but turns out she wasn't. She was standing by the door with this "LOOK" on her face like I was about to get in big big trouble or somethin. She just goes "I think he's looking for you...". I gave her a dirty look, and opened the door. The cop was omg drop dead hunky, but that thought went to panic when he slapped a pair of cuffs on my wrists. I was like WTF!! He told me I was under arrest, and that he needed to search me. He pushed me up against the wall and started to pat me down. I was totally freakin out, until... the cop leaned in and told me he was here to show me a good time. I was so confused... so I wasn't under arrest? He spun me around and started to strut his stuff... then it hit me... a stripper... omg! I looked over for Alexis and she was sitting on the sofa, well more like posed (a damn sexy one at that!) as if someone was gonna take her picture. I gave her one of my best "Oh I'm gonna get you back for this" look -- she laughed! Yup, Alexis just burst out in a giggle. If I wasn't still in handcuffs, I would have jumped her on the sofa -- not in anger (i wasn't angry at all) -- I just wanted to give mr. hot cop a lil show of my own. What guy doesn't like to watch two girls go at it... wouldn't you watch?
I'd love to tell you more about it... in fact you could play the hot cop that comes to arrest me... then I can show you exactly what happened next *giggles*
Anyone for a roleplay with two phone sex roomates & a hot male stripper?
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